“Do you hear that?”
“What, what is it?”
“There’s something on the roof…”
“…Could it be…?
“…the Mother’s Day gnomes!?!”
Okay, since we’ve all learned by now that
Mother’s Day gnomes are not real…
(and don’t even exist in the world of fantastical creatures)
then it’s time we stop procrastinating
and get mom something seriously cool this year.
(I myself am going with the non-cool, boring & traditional
blah vase & plant route…
because my head is living in cyberspace and art projects,
and my body is just on yoga-teaching autopilot this week.)
But you, my friends, my trusty market-goers,
have a way better gift-giving option…
Because ShockT (that’s me and my art-clothes!)
ST.PETE SATURDAY MARKET, 5/10/14
SEMINOLE HEIGHTS SUNDAY MARKET, 5/11/14
MOTHER’S DAY DEAL FOR YOU!
Mention this email, and get 15% OFF!
<3 <3 <3
So for this Mother’s Day,
come get yo’ mama something EXCITING
that won’t be dead or eaten by Tuesday.
<3 See you at the market!