“Do you hear that?”
“What, what is it?”
“There’s something on the roof…”
“…Could it be…?
“…the Mother’s Day gnomes!?!”
Okay, since we’ve all learned by now that
Mother’s Day gnomes are not real…
(and don’t even exist in the world of fantastical creatures)
then it’s time we stop procrastinating
and get mom something seriously cool this year.
(I myself am going with the non-cool, boring & traditional
blah vase & plant route…
because my head … Read the rest